2011 Best Hair

The best hair in politics of 2011 goes to.... Donald Trump!


Just look at that helmet. It's glorious, luxurious, and delicate. It's lovely and --

But wait, I thought this blog was about politics! Why's this sleazy businessman and reality TV celebrity on here?

Well, because Donald Trump was a contender for U.S. President for a while. Back in the spring, the fucker was even leading Republican polls. Like half of our presidential candidates, of course, he was just in it for the publicity, and never intended to run, let alone win. But he's still hinting at a possible run as an independent. (Still not gonna happen.)

But the fact that the Apprentice's TV star was taken seriously as the country's possible next president for a while is enough to bring on the lols and earn him a position of honor for his lovely locks. You're fired, Don.


(An unrelated note: I promise I'll be a bit less U.S.-centric as time goes on. But since the U.S. election season lasts for so long, is relevant to me, and is such a clusterfuck of hilarity, this blog is also in for a lot on that topic. In the meantime, if you have any other Lolitical News to suggest, feel free to toss me a link or a heads up in the comments! =D)

12 comments:

  1. haha yeah it was pretty sad that he and his hair piece were ever taken seriously.

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  2. I can understand that he keeps that hairstyle for obvious reasons, but he seriously can't think that it looks good. It's so so terribly horrible!

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  3. Donald Trump just doesn't care about anything!

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  4. So awful. :)

    I <3 your blog.

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  5. Someone needs to run up to him and just yank it, for the good of mankind.

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  6. One would think with all that money The Donald could have a better do. One would be wrong. Oh you guys election is going to be a nasty bit of business. It would be hard for you not to write about it.

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  7. Does his hair defy gravity or something? LOL

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  8. he did it all as a build up for his celebrity comedy central roast, I'm almost certain of it.

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  9. Lol @Shaw, I'm down with that.

    @Lord Phrozen, you've got it! His plan with that 'do is to subtly display his magical powers, hoping to draw people in.

    @MRanthrope's idea is probably more realistic, though.

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  10. You think with all the money he could at least afford a proper wig

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