2011 Best Hair

The best hair in politics of 2011 goes to.... Donald Trump!

Just look at that helmet. It's glorious, luxurious, and delicate. It's lovely and --

But wait, I thought this blog was about politics! Why's this sleazy businessman and reality TV celebrity on here?

Well, because Donald Trump was a contender for U.S. President for a while. Back in the spring, the fucker was even leading Republican polls. Like half of our presidential candidates, of course, he was just in it for the publicity, and never intended to run, let alone win. But he's still hinting at a possible run as an independent. (Still not gonna happen.)

But the fact that the Apprentice's TV star was taken seriously as the country's possible next president for a while is enough to bring on the lols and earn him a position of honor for his lovely locks. You're fired, Don.

(An unrelated note: I promise I'll be a bit less U.S.-centric as time goes on. But since the U.S. election season lasts for so long, is relevant to me, and is such a clusterfuck of hilarity, this blog is also in for a lot on that topic. In the meantime, if you have any other Lolitical News to suggest, feel free to toss me a link or a heads up in the comments! =D)